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Shushutto gokuro san
Ha!
Gokuro san, ticket!
Shushutto gokuro san
Ticket!
Gokuro san!
Now, it's begun! Shishito Goguro's America Edition Shishito Goguro!
Wow!
Finally, Shishito Goguro is going to create a world.
This is a very important match.
What we're going to do is...
The battle you can't lose!
The Onara World Cup!
Wow!
Amazing!
We, Shishito Goguro, have developed our own strongest device.
Do you know what this is?
I don't know. It's the first time I've heard of it.
It's buzzed.
You can put it in your mouth and suck it out.
It's disgusting.
I don't like it anymore. I've had enough of this guy.
It's like saline solution.
Saline solution.
It's like saline solution.
The anus ate my nose.
Did you see it?
It ate it once.
FOOD TEST
We represent Japan and we will defeat representatives of each country.
This is a survival project.
And first of all, we will defeat America.
We have invited representatives of America.
Please come in.
I'm sorry, but welcome to Japan.
I'm Carl Lewis.
Who are you?!
I'm Joyner.
I'm not Joyner.
Do you know what love is?
Yes, we do.
What is love?
I'm Mickey.
Mickey?
Yes. I usually act in plays and do radio.
I also speak Japanese.
Wow!
He's a celebrity.
Your Japanese is really good.
Yeah, it's better than I thought.
Alright, let's get started.
I'm Zach. I'm from America of course.
And I've been in several commercials and I work for a non-profit.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
He looks like the most American.
He's got a hat.
He looks like he'd like a hamburger.
RULES
Let me explain the rules.
We'll have a 10 minute match.
Three knockdowns.
We'll make a sound as we start and if you make that sound,
and then you have to quickly suck it up into the enemy team's mouth.
You have one minute to see if you can swallow it or not.
If you can't swallow it and remove your mask, you'll start counting from ten.
If you stand up and start fighting, you'll continue the game.
If you can't do it, you'll be down.
You'll play three games.
The team with the most points in each game will be the winning team.
So, we're going to fight in the first, second, and third rounds.
FIGHT IN THE FIRST ROUND
What should we do?
First, second, or third?
How's your condition?
My condition is still a little bit weak.
I'm doing it too. I'll come in and try it.
I'm second, you're third.
I'll help you too.
Alright.
This is hard.
Yeah, it's hard for me to get my hands out.
Bring on the biological weapon.
Get ready. You can do it, bro. You can do it!
That secret, gassy Mickey! You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Speaking of stinky, who smells like stinky?
Huh? Ike, Ike. Ike smells like stinky too.
No, I think it's Zack. Oh, Zack.
Zack is stinky. Yeah, Zack smells like stinky.
Zack smells like stinky. Yeah, Zack smells like stinky.
Zack smells like stinky.
Zack hasn't eaten meat.
I've never eaten fish in my life.
[PH] Yes!
Ready, go!
I'm not doing it.
Nope.
Wow, this is hard!
You can do it, man!
You got this, man! You got this!
Get the wrong end!
Get it from your butt.
There it is! There it is!
It just came out!
It's a small one.
Come on, give it to me!
It's pretty big!
[PH] It's big!
[PH] Don't do it!
It's working! It's working!
Come on, you got it, you got it, man.
Okay, good!
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay!
Nice, nice!
I don't feel like breathing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, good rhythm.
You gotta get that gas, man.
You're fighting the game.
Don't spit out gas.
You're gonna spit it out of the room.
There you go, there you go.
You got it.
Oh, you got it.
There you go.
There it is.
Okay?
[PH] Let's go America!
USA!
Less than 20 seconds!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Let's make it!
Hang in there, Phaenimbos! Hang in there!
Don't give up, Phaenimbos! There you go!
You can do it, Phaenimbos!
You can do it! You can do it!
It stinks.
Here!
[PH] It really stinks.
Give it up! Give it up!
No, you're not losing!
There it is! There it is!
There it is!
You're crying, aren't you?
Don't speak up!
Scary!
Two!
Get back up, Mickey!
OK, good!
Let's go, let's go!
Come on, Mickey!
Come on!
American breeze, get that wind!
American breeze!
You gotta go with the wind!
Go with the wind!
America!
You gotta feel the wind!
Come on!
You good?
Come on, at least one more!
Blech.
[PH] Hahaha!
It's small.
It's really small.
It's still small.
It's big.
Go!
It's big.
American power!
[PH] I remember now!
[PH] What's wrong with you?
[PH] I remember now!
I'm out of breath!
Endure it!
Come on!
[PH] OK, come on!
[PH] Come on!
[PH] I'm sorry!
3...
Oh, oh, oh!
1...
2...
Oh, winding road! Winding road!
3...
Okay, okay.
4...
Oh, no, no, no!
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
Good job, Niki!
Nice point.
Make one for the team.
Come on, Team USA!
We should only think of fun things.
Yeah, fun things.
I'm gonna take a nap.
Good idea, you'll sleep.
I'm getting anxious.
I like a nap too.
Good!
Nice!
It's getting down!
Get down!
Nice!
Get down!
I'll go down!
Urgh!
[PH] Urgh!
[PH] Poop!
Don't poop!
You'll get in trouble!
Don't poop!
[PH] Urgh!
This is really hard!
Urgh!
This is really hard!
not good.
This is...
You want me to draw?!
You did this much?!
You want me to draw?!
I could smell poop waiting for me near the door.
I couldn't let it out.
I see.
But poop smells because it's running.
I could only smell a little bit of poop.
But it's strong.
It's poop.
It also contains bile.
I feel tired over time.
It was hard to attack in a row.
That's right.
We don't have to praise each other.
You're strong.
No, no, no.
Friendship has grown.
Thank you!
It was awesome! Thank you!
Thank you!
You've got 50 seconds!
Come on!
Come on, keep going!
[PH] Come on!
Come on!
We're still in the middle of it!
Just calm down!
Keep going!
Can I eat your hands?
You can eat my hands.
It smells bad.
Woo!
American win!
Let's get that win today!
Change my way!
American way!
Let's go!
Oh, one!
Less than ten seconds!
Ew!
Gross!
Ew!
Woo!
Ew!
Three!
Ah!
I think we won!
Yay!
Not good!
Fourth place is...
Ah!
I'm gonna puke!
It stinks!
Hang in there!
Can I call you Onara?
Onara?
Onara!
Onara.
Call me a taxi!
No, Onara.
Onara!
Onara.
You're an asshole!
He's taking it serious.
This is really being significant.
You're driving me crazy.
[PH] Watch out!
Watch out, you scumbag!
Stop it, you scumbag!
You ain't to blame for that.
Stop it already!
My hands are starting to smell like shit...
You're a hole in one!
Yeah you smell of shit!
Hey you!
You gelot outta here!
Gelot outta here!
We're not doin' this for fun!
This isn't fun, get outta here!
Your mouth is bad!
You f upcoming!
Get that business over your heads!
Sandy himself!
Watch it!
You gelot outta here!
I said gelot outta here!
Oh, crap! This is bad!
Come on, ring your bell!
Let's go!
This is expensive!
OK, OK!
Here it comes!
More than ten seconds this time!
I know!
It's coming!
Yeah!
This is tough!
You got this!
Take it! Breathe it!
You got this!
It's strong!
It's strong, right?
It's strong!
Come on, you got it!
Nooooo!
OK, OK!
2!
Not dead!
You're strong, you know.
You can't do it.
This is bad.
Good job.
Put your hands down.
What?
I don't think so.
You are not a scum!
You are scum, you are!!!
You are a scum, you are!!!
Much love to Muscle People.
Let's do it.
[PH] Good!
[PH] Good job!
You are doing good!
You're doing great!
You are doing great!
Yeah!
You're awesome!
Awesome!
NIPPO! SHUSHUSHU!
Looks like Zaku was down.
We did it!
[PH] FUCK!
Don't give me shit!
I'm sorry.
Don't give me shit!
You're full of shit!
Give it up, you bastard!
Run, you bastard!
Hey!
If you're a bastard, run, you bastard!
Who the hell is saying that?!
You bastard!
Excuse me, but do you have a shower?
Go home like this!
Last target match.
I'm scared.
Please.
Now, this is my famous war.
Oh! He's serious!
He's serious!
What's serious about this?
Kei and Andan are here. What's serious about this?
OK, I'll do my best.
Fight!
OK, OK!
First, calm down.
That's right.
OK.
First, drop your hands.
OK, OK.
I'm ready!
Here we go!
Come on, Zak!
Zak, you're going first!
OK, OK, OK, OK.
You got it.
You OK?
Zac, quick.
Let's go, Zac!
Well last night I had beans for dinner.
Let's go, giddy up!
Wait!
Suddenly, the loser is...
Shingo! Come here!
Oh...
LOL
Oh, no...
Last...
One-hit strike!
Come on, Zack!
Oh, no!
You're done for!
Come on!
Get him back!
You can do it!
I'm gonna drop it first.
Drop it!
I'm gonna drop it first.
You think you're at home?
Yeah!
Relax! Relax!
We love...
Onara PUNK!
Come on!
Onara PUNK!
Go for it!
PUNK!
Onara PUNK!
PUNK!
Onara PUNK!
Oh, you got it!
[PH] Oh...
[PH] I'm sorry.
You're not the one who's lame!
You're not lame!
You're not lame, you bastard!
You're not lame!
Hey...
I don't know if it's out or not!
Hahahahaha!
You can do it! You can do it!
Manse! Manse! Be careful!
Director Kuno! Be careful!
Take it easy!
Try lying down a little!
If you lie down unexpectedly, it will come out!
[PH] It's strange, isn't it?
[PH] It's strange!
You still have time.
Is it coming?
A little bit.
It's coming.
Oh no!
It's not coming!
I'm going to die.
You look like a new born bird.
I'm going to die.
Next time, I'll be fashionable.
Zach, only one more time.
You're dirty!
Is it that good? It's really dirty!
One more time.
It's really dirty.
It's good!
It's dirty!
I'll kill you!
I'll play with you!
I'm serious about this!
Can you put your finger in the hole and make it smell?
It's bad if it's in your eye.
Maybe twist your upper body. Twist your upper body. There we go.
It's starting to feel good.
The gas is slowly going down.
It's accumulating.
One, two, three, four...
A lot of balls are falling.
It's trying to become one now.
That's the fart.
It's slowly passing through the colon.
It just passed through the poop.
It's about to come out.
The lung is starting to feel stuffy.
If you say it now, you'll get it, right?
Okay, let's say it. Go!
Angra!
I'm sorry.
Don't mess with me!
You were about to do it!
You were about to leave without doing it!
Don't poop, you.
OK.
Perfect, perfect.
OK, you got it there.
Good, good.
Nice shake.
Shake it, shake it, man.
Shake, shake, shake your body.
Shake it all around me.
This fun time is over!
Do it, damn you!
Which one of you is going to do it?
If you're singing, make some noise!
Put your hands up!
What do you mean put your hands up?
What's up with you?
You're confusing me!
You're making me sweat.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you!
YES! AMERICA!
USA!
Come on, baby!
America!
Result, one win, one loss, one draw.
So, it's a draw!
A draw, huh?
But actually, the world's best American player was brought in for the draw.
I think it was a pretty high-level match.
I think he had calmness.
He had calmness.
So, in the future, we'll defeat various countries and have a revenge match with America for the first time in history.
Thank you, America!
You're welcome!
Thank you, Japan!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
Okay, let's say it together.
Ready and...
Shishito!
Thank you for your hard work!